Toddler Greeting Card
Card reads “Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.”DETAILS //• Size: 5.x 4.25• Inside Message: blank• Paper: ecru cotton• Envelope: brown bag• Printing: letterpress• Ink: black. A considered piece, heirloom-quality.
Ordered today, it arrives around October 30. Complimentary shipping from $125, complimentary expedited from $500.
Wrapped in tissue, card on top.
No prices, no invoice in the box.
Tracking to you, so you know when it lands.
Returnable within thirty days for store credit, unopened. Our returns policy.
Need it by a particular date? Write to hello@milkandhoneybabies.com before you order and we'll tell you what's possible.
sending this as a gift?
the welcome, the gift we'd send for a new baby




